I'm so glad to be off work. It's the perfect day to go swimming, and I get to show off my bikini body. I need to get out of these tight pants.. Oh my god, no wonder they're so tight! How did I not notice this? I must have shrank them in the washing machine. There's no way they could be this tight. It's just, like... bulging out. It looks like I have love handles or something. No, no, no--they're just too tight because I shrank them. I'm still going to have a rockin' bikini body.Alrigh

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